Canned Unicorn Meat

Canned Unicorn Meat
Unicorns are fast and hard to catch. Can’t believe how tasty these little morsels are! The sparkles melt in your mouth and tingle all the way down like thousands of tiny stars bubbling in your body. What a rush! This is the most amazing thing you have ever eaten. Get your today because you know, They may out law this practice soon. I really see no use for Unicorns besides eating them. I really wish this company would start clubbing Barney & Friends over the head and packaging them but we can only dream.

 
This is the type of product that makes shopping fun. The world is too uptight today. And people take themselves too seriously, so why not just set back relax and share a joke a kiss and a hug. For more great ideas on practical jokes try this link.

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